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Friday, April 15, 2005

En dan is de week alweer om...


Tis stil geweest op mijn log afgelopen week. En dat komt ook eigenlijk omdat er niks echt interessants gebeurd is. Er zijn wel eens van die weken... Straks vlieg ik lekker naar Aruba toe. Ga ik samen met Manon eens kijken hoe het er daar allemaal aan toe gaat. Weekendje Amerikaanse toeristen kijken...

Om jullie toch een beetje te vermaken heb ik hieronder een leuke opsomming gezet van waarom piloten vliegtuigen boven vrouwen prefereren:

* Airplanes usually kill you quickly; a woman takes her time.
* Airplanes can be turned on by a flick of a switch.
* Airplanes don't get mad if you do a "touch and go."
* Airplanes don't object to a pre-flight inspection.
* Airplanes come with a manual to explain their operation.
* Airplanes have strict weight and balance limitations.
* Airplanes can be flown at any time of the month.
* Airplanes don't come with in-laws.
* Airplanes don't care about how many other airplanes you've flown before.
* Airplanes and pilots both arrive at the same time.
* Airplanes don't mind if you look at other airplanes.
* Airplanes don't mind if you buy airplane magazines.
* Airplanes expect to be tied down.
* Airplanes don't comment on your piloting skills.
* Airplanes don't whine unless something is really wrong.
* However, when airplanes go quiet, just like women, it's usually not good.

Fijn weekend allemaal!!!

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